Kelp! A Self Help Hour with Travis Cannon and Nancy Webb

  • Psychic City

Kelp! A Self Help Hour with Travis Cannon and Nancy Webb is a live comedy guide to better living, better loving and better laughing. 

About Kelp:
During our many summers on the coast, becoming entangled in kelp was a constant source of fear. Tormented by nightmares of drowning in the indifferent surf, we decided to make a change. Now, we eat kelp every day in a series of anti-oxidant rich meal substitutes, massage it into our pores Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays to tighten and brighten and inject it every six months to regulate our blood saline levels.

The Kelp ethos is all about using what traps you to improve your life, turning fear into strength. Whatever your kelp is—whether it’s a toxic relationship, workplace frenemies or the staggering frailty of human life—we will help free you from it by using it to your advantage.

How does Kelp help?
You will feel reborn. You will feel powerful. You will feel slightly sleepy but content. 
You will find the answers to small, medium, medium-large, large and xl problems. Share in our bounty of helpful hints and crafty advice. 
You will be set free by our highly structured regimen of physioemotional fulfilment practices.
You will be treated kindly.

You Will Learn About:
Astrology
Mixology
Gastronomy
Autonomy
Interpersonal Chemical Molecular Biology
Mental Health Exfoliation
Microfeeling Consolidation
Macroemotional Redistribution
Denim Vest Solutions
Adult Literacy
Late-Capitalist INTIMACY
Steaming, Shampooing and Conditioning
Boundary Building
Textiles and Soft Sculpture

With Very Special Guests (to be announced)
Featuring DJ Chai Yogurt

***PLEASE NOTE THIS SHOW IS BEING HELD IN A SECRET LOCATION – CLICK THIS LINK FOR ADDRESS***

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