Summer Movies I'd Rather Watch (featuring Todd Barry)

Todd Barry Through The Looking Glass

Todd Barry Through The Looking Glass

The Lobster: Todd Barry dreams of what life would be like as a lobster. When he awakes, he releases all the lobsters in his bathroom back into the wild.

Suicide Squad: Todd Barry tries to talk a pigeon down from a ledge.

The Purge: Election Year: A woman is forced to give up her illegitimate baby, Todd Barry. Nothing can stop her from becoming president of the U.S.A., her dream job, especially a baby.

X-Men Apocalypse: The X-Men try to sabotage Todd Barry’s Lemonade watching party.

Jason Bourne: When a guy at a house party pulls out an acoustic guitar, Todd Barry calls Jason Bourne.

Ghostbusters: As ghosts terrorize NYC, Todd Barry builds himself a blanket fort and scrolls through sad girl Tumblr.

Independence Day: Resurgence: Todd Barry joins Liftblr, the anti-capitalist teenage shoplifting community, and posts his Victoria’s Secret booty under the handle “KleptoBubbles”. Every New York comedian is gifted a Bombshell Body Spray.

High-Rise: Todd Barry moves into a high-rise apartment. He calls some of his friends to help, but everyone claims to be busy.

Sausage Party: Todd Barry ransacks a butcher shop when his favourite hockey team plays poorly.

Captain America: Civil War: When the captain of a party boat, Todd Barry, is drafted for the civil war, he hides in a condemned mall until things blow over.

The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist: Todd Barry searches for a safe space from Game of Thrones.

 

If you too prefer the dulcet, deadpan tones of Todd Barry to just about anything, please check out Todd Barry: The Crowd Work Tour July 27, 28 & 30 at OFF-JFL. Three nights of unique, wholly improvised comedy, engaged, conversational banter…you won’t want to miss it.