Pressure: A Series of Haiku by J.S. Greco

On a date tonight.

She look like she down to bang.

Whoops, said that out loud.


 

 

Pressure building fast.

Feel it deep within my gut.

I have got to poo.

 

 

4 way stop. You go.

No, please. You go. No you go.

No, you go. No, you-

 

 

Pressure is relieved.

Wind travels through thick denim.

Talkin bout farts yo.


 

 

Um ba ba bey. Um

ba ba bey. Dee day da. Ee

day da. That’s okay!


 

 

 

I said pressure drop,

oh pressure, oh yeah pressure

gon to drop on you

 

 

 

 

That crazy ass scene,

with the TV down the stairs.

Patrick Bateman shit