Pressure: A Series of Haiku by J.S. Greco

On a date tonight.

She look like she down to bang.

Whoops, said that out loud.



Pressure building fast.

Feel it deep within my gut.

I have got to poo.



4 way stop. You go.

No, please. You go. No you go.

No, you go. No, you-



Pressure is relieved.

Wind travels through thick denim.

Talkin bout farts yo.



Um ba ba bey. Um

ba ba bey. Dee day da. Ee

day da. That’s okay!




I said pressure drop,

oh pressure, oh yeah pressure

gon to drop on you





That crazy ass scene,

with the TV down the stairs.

Patrick Bateman shit