"Man, It's Hot." - A Poem.

Temperatures are unseasonably high across the country and it's only right to get a get of relief from the heat through the majesty of poetry.

Man, It's Hot

Man, it's so hot
Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Cows are giving sour milk.
Horses are melting into glue.

Man, it's hot.

Man, it's so hot
You go outside and your cigarette lights itself.
You sit outside and Salvatore Dali's estate will sue.
You try to take a cold shower but all you got is a steam bath.

Man, it's hot.

Man, it's so hot
That I set my fucking house on fire just to cool it off!
NOW I'M WANTED FOR ARSON.
But it's cool because we all died in that heat wave.

Man, it's hot.