How To Not Future Embarrass Your Offspring In 4 Easy Steps:
You might want to consider limiting the amount of photos you post on instagram and also curate with the brain of a future discerning teenager in mind. Videos should probably remain offline and feel free to keep that diary of your child to a select group of friends.
If you are a stage performer, maybe keep the subject of your kid(s) to a minimum on stage. No future young adult wants to have a second hand account of their life available to watch on some shaky camera footage via YouTube.
Do you paint or illustrate? I am begging you to direct your passion beyond the cute little one you take care of. Is their face ever going to be red when they see a tapestry depicting them dancing their butt off to Beyoncé’s Lemonade.
If you happen to be an animator, just say no to baby animated short films. These kids have to live in a future filled with bullies and frenemies who will feast off this sort of thing.
Now that we have that unpleasantness behind us, I’d like to proudly announce that my live storytelling and animated show, Baby Put Me in a Corner, is coming to OFF JFL July 23rd. Hear all about an unplanned pregnancy, cute baby and more!