Ghosts – we’ve all seen ‘em. Whether we’re talking metaphorically or literally, or metaphoricalliterally in the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009, starring True D Matthew McConaughey at his D-iest) kinda way, each and every one of us has run into an otherworldly specter at some point in our lives. Believe it or not, celebrities are no different. If you’re ever given the opportunity to speak to any Golden God who has graced the cover of esteemed publications like OK!, Hello, or Us, talking about ghosts, specifically whether or not they’ve ever seen one, is the only guaranteed way to come out of that convo without looking/feeling like a total dingbat. That’s just the way it is.
All that being said, this week’s Goss will be a little more focused (and significantly less timely) than usual. Introducing Hawt Ghosts: A Comprehensive Guide To Celebrities Who Have Seen, Spoken To And/Or Sexed Specters.
Demi Lovato: Has been/is possibly still being stalked BY A GHOST!
Kesha: Had the creepiest (and, therefore, best) sex of her entire life… WITH A GHOST!
Anna Nicole Smith: Also banged one or more GHOSTS a handful of times and likely continues to do so to this very day (RIP BTW).
Ariana Grande: Smelled sulfur in a car, blamed her own embarrassing noxious fumes on a DEMON/GHOST!
Nicolas Cage: Saw A GHOST at Francis Ford Coppola’s house and subsequently made a vow to ride the shit out of those fuckers sometime in the immediate/eventual future.
Keanu Reeves: Guys, did you ever consider that Keanu might looked bummed out all the time because he’s been harassed by A GHOST since he was five years old? THINK ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME YOU POST A SAD KEANU MEME TO INSTAGRAM, YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLES!
And lastly, but certainly not least-ly…
Hawt Mess Paz De La Huerta: Got groped by the GHOST of Elvis (or, more likely, one of his creepy hangers-on) when she visited Graceland a few years back.