Funko's Pop! Vinyl is the number one stylized vinyl collectible on the market, selling millions of figures to collectors around the world. Now, Funko, The Brunch Club and Breitbart News are proud to present the Official Funko Dirtbag Figure Series. We’ve created a uniquely themed box filled with 100% exclusive collectibles, each showcasing one of the six biggest shitheads and d-bags of the past few years. Check out our incredible new collection below!
Back in 2015, this morally-bankrupt goblin's pharmaceutical company, Turing Pharmaceuticals, suddenly raised the price of a life-saving treatment for cancer and AIDS patients from $13.50 to $750.00 per tablet, a 5,000% increase. He also purchased the only copy of the mysterious and never-before-heard Wu-Tang Clan album, Once Upon A Time in Shaolin, and refused to release it to the public. Voted “Most Punchable Face in America,” you can now spend all day roughhousing with his new Funko Pop Vinyl Figure.
Olympic idiot Ryan Lochte and his less talented but equally stupid friends got wasted while competing in the 2016 Rio Games and completely trashed a small Brazilian gas station. Lochte also lied to the authorities and media about being held at gunpoint and robbed by a “local.” He was then caught on surveillance tapes being a shithead, on news tapes being a xenophobic liar, and now . . . you can take selfies with this limited edition Funko Pop Vinyl Figure.
This popular right-wing TV host has called the Black Lives Matter movement “the new KKK,” blamed Beyoncé and Colin Kaepernick for racial unrest, and bragged about a personal phone call from President Worm in which he thanked her for her “fair coverage.” She's got an ever-growing loyal fan base, an ever-blackening ashen heart, an overpowering sulphuric smell, and for a limited time only, a new Funko Pop Vinyl Figure.
Self-proclaimed provocateur and me-proclaimed hate-monger Milo Yiannopolous has written such shitty breitbart.com headlines as “Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive and Crazy” and “The Confederate Flag Proclaims a Glorious Heritage.” He also lead a cyber-attack on Leslie Jones, leaking her photo ID's and private nudes to the public. He's horrible, he's deplorable, and he could be yours as a Funko Pop Vinyl Figure.
Prolific boxer and hopeful-future-brain-trauma-sufferer Floyd Mayweather is a thrice-convicted domestic abuser, most recently for sending an ex-girlfriend to the hospital and threatening to kill her. He's also said horribly racist stuff about Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao (also in the running for a Funko Dirtbag Collectible Figure), and, back to the woman-hating for a moment, is quoted as saying, “If a female shows half of her body, she's asking to be disrespected.” Disrespect this new Funko Pop Vinyl Figure today!
Roger Ailes, aka the KING of disgusTING, helped make America the “greatness” it is today. He's single-handedly responsible for more misinformation, fear, white entitlement and misogyny than you can shake a flaming wooden cross-shaped stick at. He's settled countless sexual discrimination lawsuits out of court with his grotesque wealth, and has helped de-value news, information in general, and arguably, daily life in the United States of America. Even though Roger Ailes is technically dead, his hateful spirit is still very much alive today, inside this brand-new Funko Pop Vinyl Figure.
Collect these special edition Funko Pop Vinyl Figures, make sure you have the entire collection, and then quickly burn them all in a fire to ward off evil spirits.