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Listed below are your horoscopes for 2018. So, without further ado, welcome to your only accurate horoscope.

I know this is the only way either of us are going to get to sleep, but you need to promise it to me again. Alright, so, for the hundredth time: Yes, I could have been the best boyfriend you ever had.

So what is “business” anyway? What’s a “financial breakdown”? What’s a “money”? Don’t ask me, that’s what dictionaries are for. Just kidding. You can ask me. I’m an expert on all of those things I just said.

A hero of suffering, a steward of the bed, a muse of melancholy, the Life Champion’s perpetual failures serve as a rebellion against conventional, commercial concepts of capitalist success, theories that dictate that a 35 year old adult man should be capable of paying off his student debt, buying his parents birthday presents, and not crying in public settings like weddings or the bus. 

David Liebe Hart chatted with The Brunch Club about painting, paint brushes and critiqued some of our beloved arts and laughs art at a road-stop on his 'Space Ranger' tour.

Funko, The Brunch Club and Breitbart News are proud to present the Official Funko Dirtbag Figure Series!

Every dos and don’ts list should start with something positive and motivating, i.e., a do. I could have said don’t start with a don’t, but that's very aggressive. Don’t do that.

Words of encouragement ahead of the popstar's feature film debut.

Friends, compete for my fortune, please.

Every year you wonder how you will find a bathing suit to flatter your weird body, and every year you get so turned around you end up at the beach in a wool suit wearing a child’s bikini top as an eye patch.

Joketown's top bookies help audiences place educated bets on which team is going to take home the mayorship on July 21st.