So what is “business” anyway? What’s a “financial breakdown”? What’s a “money”? Don’t ask me, that’s what dictionaries are for. Just kidding. You can ask me. I’m an expert on all of those things I just said.
A hero of suffering, a steward of the bed, a muse of melancholy, the Life Champion’s perpetual failures serve as a rebellion against conventional, commercial concepts of capitalist success, theories that dictate that a 35 year old adult man should be capable of paying off his student debt, buying his parents birthday presents, and not crying in public settings like weddings or the bus.
Every year you wonder how you will find a bathing suit to flatter your weird body, and every year you get so turned around you end up at the beach in a wool suit wearing a child’s bikini top as an eye patch.